I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Saturday, September 10, 2011

The force is weak with this one, pt. 6

Ned: Children are a long-term investment. Their value must be weighed as such.
Ned: If you merely assess the short term... you're young, healthy, and can live as you please.
Ned: Kids would only ruin everything. That much is obvious.

Ned: But you won't always be so independent. Some day, provided you survive that long, you will grow old and frail and pathetic.
Rob: Grim. Your point?

Ned: You will need to be taken care of, and that's when your ingrate kids are obligated to pay their due.
Rob: I'm kind of surprised you'd be in favor of having children.

Ned: I said YOU will be pathetic.
Ned: I am not WEAK.

"MORTALS get diseases."

It's a terrible shame when parents outlive their kids, because then no one's stopping by the retirement home once a month.

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