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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dick in a wheelchair, pt. 3

narration: Meet Dick.
Dick: Liquor makes me drowsy.

narration: Dick has a wheelchair.
Dick: I fell asleep at the wheel!

pedestrian pet owner: Nooooo! You flattened my dog, Dick!
Dick: MY sidewalk!
narration: Dick owns the sidewalk.

The plot, as they say, thickens. Dick was driving under the influence. And clearly he has no qualms about the ol' hit'n'run.

My instinctive reaction to the sight of a wheelchair user is to assume him or her to be the innocent victim of nature or circumstance, deserving of sympathy. However, further consideration introduces the possibility that he is instead a victim of his own irresponsible and public-endangering behavior. In other words, maybe he's in a wheelchair because he's a Dick, and he continues to be a Dick, both nominally and behaviorally.

Start of this series

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Dick in a wheelchair, pt. 1

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

What's up with your ugly baby, pt. 2

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