I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, August 28, 2017

Swimming lesson: how to float on your back

instructor: Today I'll teach you how to float on water!

instructor: First, try taking a big breath and holding it in your lungs.
instructor: Good!

instructor: Now try to lie on your back, keeping your chin up and your chest out.
instructor: Good!

instructor: Now try to keep your body straight, and unreasonably fat.
instructor: Good!

Introducing the opposite of fat-shaming: fat-cheering? There are advantages to massive reserves of low-density flab, and it's time we acknowledged it.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

The evolution of "phone person"

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The virgin retirement plan, pt. 2

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