I Love Stupid: the only sarcastic humor comic ever

Monday, February 10, 2014

How to survive the drought

Dan: Drought.
Rob: Hey, I know that word.

Dan: Worst water shortage in a hundred years. Gotta adjust our day-to-day.
Rob: Rushed, pleasureless showers?
Rob: Only flushing chunky bowls?

Dan: I wish. We're back to basics. Number one in the sink. Number two in the kitty litter.
Rob: Uh, what?
Rob: Wait, you don't have a cat.

Dan: ... You know what I mean.
Rob: I really, really don't.

I find myself in a thirsty state: California's drying up. It's a shame that doing your part to help conserve water can mean compromising personal hygiene. If this keeps up, buy stock in hand sanitizer and eau de toilette.


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Grandpa grinding on grandma = gross

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