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Friday, May 28, 2010

They make my blood boil, pt. 5

Rob: What was in my backpack?  EVERYTHING.
(missing items: laptop, glasses, eyeglass case, mechanical pencil, ballpoint pen, click eraser, protractor, scissors, compass, T-square, coin organizer and change, antihistamine tablets, eye drops, multiple packs of facial tissues, and compact umbrella)
(written on police officer's pad): Oh nooooo I lost my 12-sided dice, Spock ears, nunchucks, fake lightsaber
Police officer: Got it. Heh.

Rob's actual list of missing nerd accessories: laptop, spare glasses and case, mechanical pencil, ballpoint pen, click eraser, protractor, scissors, compass, T-square, coin organizer and change, antihistamine tablets, eye drops, multiple packs of facial tissues, and compact umbrella. At one point or another I kept each of these items in my own pack, to be prepared.

The cop's stereotypical list might demonstrate a little too much knowledge, such that he himself is suspect. If he had written "nunchakus" he would be in a headlock or wedgie right now. It's important he specified the lightsaber as fake, since that makes it really geeky; a real lightsaber would be undeniably awesome.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

They make my blood boil, pt. 1

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They make my blood boil, pt. 7

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