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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

He who slows my download..., pt. 13: emo bloggers

Ned: Blogger Type C: Emo Bloggers.
Ned: Pitiful souls who apparently don't realize that having the means to blog puts you squarely among the least qualified people on the planet to whine about how unfair life is.

Emo Blogger: My life is an unrelenting stream of sorrow.  A steady descent down a well of despair.  With every regrettable breath I take, the cold cuts deeper and the blackness grows ever darker.

riot officer: Sounds rough.  What happened to you?  Run out of hair gel?
Emo Blogger: No one understands me.  I'm alone with my pain.  I wish someone would just put me out of my misery.

riot officer: That's a CAN DO.
riot officer: I get your iPhone, you get to SHUT UP... everybody wins!

Let us all take a quiet moment and reflect on the tragic victims of suburban comfort.

Start of this series

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

He who slows my download is my enemy, pt. 1

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