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Friday, February 27, 2009

He who slows my download..., pt. 2: sex predators

Ned: Our front line--the cannon fodder--are the Web-based sexual predators...

Ned: desperate to retain chat access to naive children.
pedophile: I can't go back to candy at the park NOW!  I WON'T!!

Ned: I don't expect much from them, since their offensive capabilities are rather limited.
pedophile: I'll run them over with my pervmobile.

Ned: They'll protect our Internet or, far more likely, go to jail.  So it's win-win.
pedophile: You owe me a little boy.

Ned's vision of an "uprising of nerds" begins. Under the circumstances, nerd refers to anyone who depends on the Internet.

I don't know what the pedophile uniform looks like, so this guy's loosely based on the most memorable pedophile in my experience: the one in the movie Happiness .

That pedophile--Bill Maplewood--was played by Dylan Baker. After watching the movie, it's impossible to see him in something else and not grow concerned for the children in the scene. The actor-character connection is unbreakable. Same with the police chief on Monk : he's had numerous roles since, but I always see him as Buffalo Bill . All tucked-in and talking about lotion.

Start of this series

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

He who slows my download is my enemy, pt. 1

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