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Choose a weather-appropriate haircut, pt. 1

Jun 16, 2014
Lyn: I'm really not looking forward to the summer heat.
Rob: We can wallow in dread. Or we can optimize that which we control.

Rob: Example: What is the optimal hair length?
Rob: Short hair maximizes breeze sensation and allows one to splash one's head with cold water at any time without significant alteration to appearance.

Rob: Long hair can be wet for long-lasting evaporative cooling.
Rob: It also serves as insulation, but is that good or bad?

Rob: And the how much does it depend on hair color?
Lyn: Is this seriously how your mind works?
Rob: Further research is warranted.

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This is seriously how my mind works.

Is Rob's last statement answering Lyn's question, or continuing his train of thought? Who's to say.

Further research has been done: http://www.sonic.net/~cdlcruz/GPCC/library/hairlength.htm.

Lyn: I'm really not looking forward to the summer heat. Rob: We can wallow in dread. Or we can optimize that which we control. Rob: Example: What is the optimal hair length? Rob: Short hair maximizes breeze sensation and allows one to splash one's head with cold water at any time without significant alteration to appearance. Rob: Long hair can be wet for long-lasting evaporative cooling. Rob: It also serves as insulation, but is that good or bad? Rob: And the how much does it depend on hair color? Lyn: Is this seriously how your mind works? Rob: Further research is warranted.

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