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Christmas shopping: SOLVED
Jan 13, 2013
Rob: I'm done with my Christmas shopping.
Tim: Pretty sure everyone is. Wait, do you mean for this year?
Rob: And maybe the rest of my life.
Rob (narrating): I'll hold on to all the gift cards I received last year. Next holiday season, I'll give them out as gifts from me. Newly received gift cards will be immediately added to the pool.
Dan: This card you gave me says "To: Rob".
Rob: That's a typo.
Rob (narrating): Recent history indicates a year-to-year increase in the exchange of gift cards, so I should always have plenty to give out the next year.
Dan: This is the card I gave you last year.
Rob: Then direct any complaints to yourself.
Tim: If not, your impersonal gifts will alienate your friends, then you don't have to shop for them at all.
Rob: Whatever keeps me out of the mall.
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