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Babies with Bluetooths, pt. 2

Jul 26, 2010
(Mom offers bottled milk to Baby in stroller.)

(Baby raises a just-a-minute finger, indicating his Bluetooth earpiece.)

(Baby turns away, finger still raised, as Mom frowns.)

(Mom stands up straight, still frowning.)

(Mom smiles and removes nipple cap from bottle.)

(Still smiling, Mom pours milk out onto the ground. Baby watches, surprised.)

(Mom, in full pitching motion, throws bottle at Baby's head, bouncing it high and away. Baby grimaces.)

(Baby leans over angrily in stroller, complaining to Mom.)

(Mom, still smiling, kicks Baby's stroller, toppling it sidewise.)

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ARTIST COMMENTARY

A heartwarming tale of just deserts.

Now, I know what you're thinking: Stroller-tipping sure looks like fun! And you are not wrong; but remember, it helps your case if the baby is acting like a tool.

You're also wondering how high you could bounce a bottle off a baby's noggin. There is but one way to find out.

DISCUSSION

(Mom offers bottled milk to Baby in stroller.) (Baby raises a just-a-minute finger, indicating his Bluetooth earpiece.) (Baby turns away, finger still raised, as Mom frowns.) (Mom stands up straight, still frowning.) (Mom smiles and removes nipple cap from bottle.) (Still smiling, Mom pours milk out onto the ground. Baby watches, surprised.) (Mom, in full pitching motion, throws bottle at Baby's head, bouncing it high and away. Baby grimaces.) (Baby leans over angrily in stroller, complaining to Mom.) (Mom, still smiling, kicks Baby's stroller, toppling it sidewise.)

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